misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

(via boobear-princess)

carlosofthecosmos:

carlosofthecosmos:

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

I can’t fucking breathe holy moly

I wanna take all my selfies like the one on the right. I wanna channel this energy all the time

(via missjacksonisnthere)

an-excess-of-tennant:

I don’t care how many times this appears on my dash I must reblog it every time.

(via jkeasttowns)

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

(via cumfort)

(Source: sle4zy, via chelseawoosh)

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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(via sorry)

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

(via whatsawatson)

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

my interpretation of Elsa’s “Let it go”

(via castielsprettyface)

(Source: moonemojii, via svvords)

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blackbanshee:

conkersradfurday:

do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep:

A Wet Dream on Elm Street (2011)

how do you even jerk off to this

ARE THOSE VIBRATERS ON HIS FINGERS

(via ronnehh)

likeclara:

emma watson confusing famous people

(via beyoncevevo)