beyoncending:

Sending subtle hints to your crush

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alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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sassykardashian:

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

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twerknugget:

………….the line is atmosphere

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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xcgfexspgx775:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

I suddenly want a pet alligator

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thegirlwithcaramelskin:

itsdomodynasty:

babefield:

i am so tired

BRUH, I wasn’t readyyy!!! LMAO

OMFGGGGG

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taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

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