scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

(via foreverwalkingonsunshine)

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via automatically)

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

image

(via iteleport)

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

(via consulting-timelordsinthe-impala)

surprisebitch:

meme rangers

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via lulz-time)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via fake-mermaid)

thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

(Source: spookyteddybear, via lifeasagayteenager)

bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

(Source: butttom, via zackisontumblr)

(Source: bricesander, via johnwastaken)

fabtacular:

oh my god

(via iteleport)

(Source: phukers, via zackisontumblr)

(Source: vma.mtv.com, via fake-mermaid)

if u cant handle me at my memes u dont deserve me at my conceptual art installations

(via embrarassing)