kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones, via automatically)

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

(Source: sesamestreet, via consulting-timelordsinthe-impala)

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

(via consulting-timelordsinthe-impala)

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funkies:

Despair

funkies:

I used to go on dates with boys for fun all the time n now i don’t even have any hoes. what is wrong w me

perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

(via automatically)

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

(via sparemeyourcomplaints)

coeurandrogyne:

madmanwithsomesocks:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.

this guy is like 50000x more important than Larry.

(Source: rhaegare, via articnarwhale)

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iwriteaboutfeminism:

Ferguson protesters gather for highway shutdown.

Part 2

Wtf

(via azealiabanksmyspace)

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

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