studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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methhomework:

what the hell is that thing next to his head

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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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bestfunny:

yungginseng:

when the store clerk think you walking in to steal

 

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annie-leonhardts-ass:

cavalierette:

someone tell me what this means 

No one say anything

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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beyoncending:

Sending subtle hints to your crush

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alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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sassykardashian:

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

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