joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via karla-worldd)

karla-world:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via karla-worldd)

stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

(via merrylarrystagram)

tastefullyoffensive:

"My food bowl isn’t gonna fill itself." [oss10]

(via merrylarrystagram)

,,

Thanks. It has pockets!

every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

(Source: captainmarvel, via sparemeyourcomplaints)

lulz-time:

alyssaemilie:

romeo and juliet (1996)

Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. 

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: ourmostbrilliantfriends)

heyfunniest:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

(Source: mcerafan, via outofsight-outofmind7)

  • *misses school one day*
  • *misses a fight*
  • *misses a breakup*
  • *misses 12 assignments*
  • *misses a dog riding a skateboard*
  • *misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*

furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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(via missjacksonisnthere)