kanyewesticle:

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

hotboyproblems:

I hope my nintendogs are alright, I haven’t fed them in 6 years

fuckyeahdragontales:

my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? 

me:

nippled:

*throws a grenade at u* here catch this

sapphireocean-s:

andivictoria:

i remember a few months ago my mom texted me “come downstairs immediately” and she was crying and she started screaming at me and it was because this was my cover photo on facebook

do you know how hard it was not to laugh

I am laughing so hard right now

paxamericana:

welcome to the friend zone. it’s a zone for friends. hang out, have fun, grab a capri sun. there’s trampolines and a ball pit. 

dennys:

termsofenragement:

dennys:

Relationship status: Breakfast

It’s two thirty in the afternoon.

When we’re together time doesn’t exist.

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

allofasuddencock:

“omg I had to reblog this” 

“I tried so hard not to reblog this”

“omg I NEED this on my blog” 

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

laugh-addict:

 

hearing anything similar to the sound of your alarm clock/school bell

holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like