shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via sparemeyourcomplaints)

apricockjam:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

Cute

(via johnwastaken)

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

(via fake-mermaid)

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via zackisontumblr)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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(via welcometowherethewildthingsare)

maisonmartinmargielous:

me in a fight tho

(Source: cocaineteas, via xlostqueenx)

(Source: drizzydrehk, via condom)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

vergess:

coelasquid:

derples:

raisehelia:

cavebae:

estpolis:

mrdappersden:

They did it, they fucking did it.

holyfducjk

HISTORY

holy shit!

can someone explain this to me

Thirty years ago a legendary ET game came to fruition, so awful that as the tale told, all unsold copies of it were buried in a pit in New Mexico. A documentary film crew has just unearthed the stash, proving the legend true.

I don’t think people fully grasp just how awful it was. This one game, by the sheer merit of its unmatched shittiness, destroyed the video game and console market so thoroughly that the at home video game nearly went the way of the 8-track player.

It was literally so awful that it nearly changed the entire course of technology.

how can a video game possibly be that bad

(via silenthill)

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

(via zackisontumblr)

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

(via heyfunniest)

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

(via embrarassing)

stability:

alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

Casual observation that it’s mostly girls drooling over guys and then calling the girls whores

(Source: harmaleizer)