(Source: reigning24sunshine, via oomshi)

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

(via magicul)

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via hate)

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via right-as-rain)

(Source: teenagenicks, via pizza)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

image

(via hall0wed-crux)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via hall0wed-crux)

(Source: stawmob, via stability)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via affords)

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

image

(via magicul)

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

(Source: imnotjailbait, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: kezzoh, via right-as-rain)