(Source: lol-post, via didthedirector)

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luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

(via castielsprettyface)

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via cumfort)

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

(via deothepotato)

sustii:

"you’re the only girl i talk to"

dies from the fumes of bullshit

(via kawaii-erika)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via nighthooker)

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells, via embrarassing)

mel-tokio:

WHy yes, I aM a big fan of the animey. I have seen all of the Classics like Gundom, Orange high school horse CLub; bakemonogatorade„ monica Magical. kids these days with theyre kilt Le Kilt and Attack on Tintin, they do not appreciate quality animatoin.

reblog if you still love GOOd shows like Neon Genesis evengelatin and Boku No Pico/

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sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

(via sharkiees)

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

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