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ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

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fake-mermaid:

this is what happens when i don’t answer my texts

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Taylor Swift discusses dancing at award shows on

"Late Night with Seth Meyers"

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mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

hervacationh0me:

vinebox:

youngpreciosa:

cyberbae:

Stop

this is the last straw

lmao

accurate

I hate y’all so much

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labias:

me

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notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

image

And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

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dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

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shrekyourself:

Can the new iPhone do this??? (no)

(via co0lpopcorn)

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shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

image

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taco-bell-rey:

this is art

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What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.