heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

(via sorry)

(Source: sickomobb, via heyfunniest)

  • dude from boston who went to the grand canyon but didn't "see" it: I came out to have a good time but i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

d0nn0:

when you finally get that bitch off your best friend’s list on snapchatimage

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

(via dis-appear-ing)

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(Source: canadad, via sorry)

(Source: kingivan95, via heyfunniest)

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

image

(via magicul)

,,

to pee or not to pee

me whenever I’m lying in bed in the perfect position and need to pee (via jraphic)

(Source: nutellabaron, via rebexie)

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via pierce-the-in-crowd)